on Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:54 am#9174
What you got LA, post up some embarrassing drinking situations, say it loud say it proud!!!
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:41 am#9177
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
An obviously homeless dude walks up and sits beside me. We chat for a while....and he is expressign his appreciation that I stuck around to talk. He said, Most people just leave when I came sit down. thaks for the chat.
From his bulky winter jacket (it was summer), he pulls a bottle of Scope mouthwash. Asks if I mind. I say no. He offers me some, I decline....but mention that his habit will prevent gum disease, which ain't half bad.
I asked how it tastes, he said that the first few swigs burn, but you get used to it once the alcohol does its' work.
We talked for about an hour. He ended leaving before I did.
That night, had some buddies over and I wanted to see rock bottom, rather than our fancy import beer. I whip out the scope, and have a glass full. Yes, full.
I pounded it, and poured another. Once that was gone, we headed out.
I remember arriving at a chill pub....soon after our arrival I said that I needed to take a walk. made it accross the street and passed out in the park. It's pretty hazy from here....but I somehow managed to walk home.
I break into the basement bathroom, which was a shared bathroom in the rental house I was in. Got in there, feeling home free. But the door to my suite was locked. So I slept in the bathroom....but was now locked IN.
By the time my rommate came home, I was seriously MIA....panic was setting in for them because I was no where to be found....'cept I was about 10 feet away locked in the can.
Loser drunk....rock bottom....fo sho.
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:46 am#9178
Now I know you've condemned me to drinking mouthwash next time I'm drunk lol
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:47 am#9180
- The CD PlayerBurn Trees
- Location : swimmin w/ the fishies
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:52 am#9181
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:56 am#9182
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:57 am#9183
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:57 am#9184
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:04 pm#9185
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:05 pm#9186
I'll bring the pooh glass
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:06 pm#9187
- The CD PlayerBurn Trees
- Location : swimmin w/ the fishies
on Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:16 pm#9188
I stay away from the moonshine now. Homemade wine is a different story though, you can't beat a good glass of muscadine or scuppernong wine. My grandmother used to make some of the best wine around LOL!
on Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:21 am#9325
- Location : Maryland
Chisa fuckin lol
Last year in Vegas I had a crazy night. We got out there Sunday at noon, registered our pool team down at the Riviera. We were staying at the Stratosphere, good place. Bought a half gallon of rum and had a couple of drinks.
GOt up early and started to drink Admiral Jack Rum, it was 13 bucks for a half gallon. Had a bunch of drinks and reported for our match at 10 am. I was hammered and my bud Tory was well on his way. Wasn't a good sign that the 2 best players on the team were fuckin wasted at 930 am lol but it was what it was.
We won the first match and proceeded to lose the next 3. "**** it!" lets get wasted was the goal for the next 24 hours. SO we walk back to the hotel room and make more drinks, rum and cokes for me and Tory and the chicks were drinking "Purple Motherfuckers" (goose and grape juice). I'm hammered for the second time now in 5 hours and now we head down to the casino.
Stumbled upon this 4 player penny slot game. It was a 4 player fishing multi player game were the common goal was to get to the bonus round. Once the bonus round came it was when the fun began. Your pole gets casted into the water and fish swim by with different dollar amounts and depending on your bonus multiplier you could be looking at a big pay day.
We spend the next 4 hours playing this game, at some point all 4 of us were up like 100 bucks but since we were all wasted we kept on playing and lose it all. It's not like 6 pm and we head to the buffet and grub the **** out.
Get back up to the room and I puke all over the toilet, didn't even get my head in the toilet so puke was deflected in every direction. I roll over the edge of the tub and turn the shower on. My friends started to wonder what I was doing in there for so long so Andrea comes in and checks up on me. I'm passed out butt ass naked in the tub lol. I wake up and get dressed up cause we were heading down into the strip. At this point all I want to do is sleep but I somehow find the strength to go.
Walk down to The Sahara (.8 miles or so) and hop on the mono rail rum in coke in hand. Get off and walk up to the Excalibur then torun around and walk back down the strip zig zagging across the road entering every big ass place we come across. Came across the RockHouse, some dance club its rather popular with celebs and what not. Now I've already helped crush a half gallon of rum in less than 24 hours. I looked at the wall behind the bar and sam a 4 foot tall drink. Asked what can go in that? I was hoping for her to say anything because I wanted a big ass rum and coke. I settled on a 4ft frozen Hurricane. 70 bucks later and 2 extra shots in it I had me a big ass "HEY LOOK AT ME IM A TOURIST" flag around my neck. It came with a strap that went around your neck so the drink just dangled out in front of you.
Long story made a bit shorter, after drinking that whole drink in about 2 hours I was completely fuckin destroyed! Don't remember much up until we got back to the hotel. Get up to the room and I passed out. Apparently my friend Tory had a poker tourney he was playing in later on in the night so Andrea (my best friend and wife of Tory) climbs into my bed, and through the stories she told me, had ourselves quite a bit of fun. I remember waking up naked and her naked.
8 rum in cokes or so made in hotel room
probably another 6 or so down playing the Fishy Game
4ft tall Hurricane
Crazy day was a precursor of what would happen 8 months later. Andrea and Tory get a divorce, she leaves and I enter the picture. We date for a while and do a bunch of crazy shit with one another then decide to end it before friendship is lost.
on Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:27 am#9326
- ShadowThis We'll Defend
- Location : VI
on Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:00 pm#9335
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