on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:19 pm#6914
- ChisaGod Of Boobs
- Location : Boston, MA
no one has ANY business being in a strip club while it's still light out
on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:23 pm#6916
- Location : Winsford
on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:40 pm#6918
- Location : Maryland
West Virginia has a couple high class clubs with some major pron stars. Gianna Michaels and Sasha Grey all have been in WV. Bridget the Midget smoked a cigar with her twat once.
Amateur Nights are the best.
Shower room (where you get a free pair of boxers) is the best. Nothing like getting in a shower with 3 naked chicks who basically get you off.
Bartenders are topless, waitresses are bottomless. I remember getting a lap dance in the private setion where the chick basically walked towards me, did a 180, grabbed the arms on the chair, lifted her feet above her head and placed her clit directly on the bridge of my nose. By far one of the greatest sights ever.
Um.... back in the day I tipped a couple of the girls cocaine (it was wrapped in a dollar bill).
All in all, strip clubs are incredible, can't wait for Vegas this year!
on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:53 pm#6920
- Location : Calgary, AB, Canada
I like the thought of going to them, but often leave disappointed. I prefer seeing them in their scant "clothing" and lingerie stuff. I've been fortunate enough to have had most of my relationships with girls who are more attractive and with better figures and bolt on accessories than the ones in clubs, so going to a strip club didn't usually offer me the fantasy I wasn't getting at home. It's not that the Ferrari owner doesn't like your supercharged, pimped out 370Z, he's just not going to give it much consideration considering his daily ride.
But in Canada, there is a no contact policy. Patrons are kept about 1.5 yards from the edge of the stage, and money needs to be tossed at them.
Since our govn't thought it was a brilliant idea to get rid of 1 and 2 dollar bills, we have heavy coins that are tossed onto the stage....and to earn their keep, they "dance" for a while, then move around the stage on one of those fuzzy blankets spreading their legs to each dude in "sniffer's row" (stagefront). Some misogynists love to throw a 90 mile an hour fastball at thier goods....but the dude who fronts the most cash will get some crappy key chain or poster from her....one that she has thoroughly rubbed her snatch all over before handing it over.
In some of the less classy establishments, the girls have to crawl around tediously picking up coins from all around the stage, occasionally having to argue over whether the one on sniffer's row was a mistoss or a tip for a waitress.
IMO, that is the degrading part....and a tough one for me to watch. Dance for money, fine. Spread legs for money, fine....but having to crawl around picking it up like it's change in a parking lot puddle....not so cool.
Nicer places have a dude who's job is is to sweep it all up into a hole in the stage where it's pulled from a drawer from beneath. It's wierd, but that really changes the experience for me....but my attention span, even on a nekkid chick, is about 2 minutes. They dance for 15+ minutes, there is a break for 5, then another girl comes up for another painstaking 15 or more.
I'd be better off in those big establishments with multiple stages, and new talent every 2 or 3 minutes. Lap dances would gross me out, simply based on the clientele around me. She may be clean as a whistle, but that rig-pig next to me has the clap and I can smell it accross the bar.
Yeah, anyway....wall of text.
I like girls. Nekkid ones are awesome. I need variety and a money pick up method that leaves them with a bit of dignity.
Internet porn is hours of entertainment.
Strippers....not so much.
on Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:55 pm#6921
- AlphaI like Pink
on Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:57 pm#7377
Thanks for putting me back in perspective, man. I was getting a little "excited" for the day I turn 18 by reading Smoke's post.
on Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:23 am#7386
- Location : Maryland
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