i walk up to her and ask her what the deal was and she played dumb and said she didnt know what i was talking about. i looked at the cashier and said "you were really about to sell this stuff to her after you guys saw her huffing it in the store? are you stupid or something?" so we take the girl to the front and sit her down to "check her out". basically we were stalling to buy time for the cops to get there. our cops are lazy as shit and take FOREVER to respond to calls. we waited for about 15 minutes and they never showed up so we had to let her go. she told me her address and i told her that i knew exactly where that was and it was only a few blocks away. i told her to drive carefully and that we better not make her later tonight in a wreck.
so she leaves and we leave and we are pulling into the station and we get dispatched to a wreck at a location that is literally a block away from her house. i mean it hasnt even been 4 minutes. i told everyone else on the engine with me that i bet 50 bucks that its the woman we just made. sure enough we pull up and its her. she ran off the road and crashed through someones fence. i walked up to her and she says in an embarrassed tone "hiiiii." and i said "what did i tell you not 5 minutes ago?" "you told me not to get in a wreck." "ok and what did you just do?" "i got in a wreck..." and i told her that she was going to jail this time. the cops show up and she fails a field sobriety test and they arrest her.