tl;dr version: man broke into home, this is what he allegedly did
Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.
Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.
Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.
Masturbated in the living room.
Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.
Defecated on the floor in two places.
Drank the contents of the vacuum.