on Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:18 pm#30201
Got covered in dead body gloop tonight. Stinks just a bit.
This guy died in a town about 3 hours away. He's been dead in a van for about 4 days (during 40C temps). So he was pretty ripe. I had to do a halfway meet with the police from that town to escort the undertakers (continuity of evidence). When we got to the hospital the ladies couldn't get the trolley wheels to come down so I offered to help (could smell him pretty bad). I thought to myself "this looks like a 'glove-up' job". But then stupidly ignored that instinct and carried him in bare-handed. Inside another nurse ccomes to meet us. It's clear none of them know what they're doing. She then asks me to help lift him up while they try and fix the trolley. So I'm holding this guy buy what I assume was the head...and all this 'shit' comes gushing out of the bag (i dunno Wtf it was but it was not nice). All over the floor. I managed to dance away from most of the mess while still holding onto him. Then the spastic undertaker lady goes 'oh whatch out...he's leaking' (no shit)...and grabs the bag and tries to, I dunno, fold the thing up while he's in it and I'm holding it. This shit goes flying all over the place...my arms...soaks my pants (first time I've warn them tonight...and my new boots...Wtf. Then they wanted him on the morgue trolley. So I lift the bag over. But when they try to put it in the fridge they go 'the top of this should slide off and in...but it wont'. I say 'it's welded solid' but they didn't listen until I found the sliding tray stacked in the corner. They wanted to lift him off onto the floor and then put him in the fridge from there but I convinced them to try sliding the tray under him and go from there (which worked).
Have to throw out my uniform but I'll try to clean the boots. Had a go...but it made it worse I think. Smell kinda sticks in the nostrils too.
on Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:23 pm#30206
- OtisSupreme Overlord
- Location : Texas
on Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:44 pm#30218
- ShadowThis We'll Defend
- Location : VI
Sounds nasty bro. Good job with that but nasty.
on Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:10 pm#30237
- Location : Ohio, USA
on Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:57 pm#30245
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