Question 1: Intelligent beings from another planet take you as a research animal, but being somewhat benevolent, they present you with choice: Allow them to probe your ass in a way that'll make Lewis & Clark blush, while being completely awake, and you get a choice of "special" powers. Say no, and you get thrown off the ship, never to be visited again. They made no mention of lube. Your choice of super powers include:
a. fast healing
b. super strength
c. super speed
d. super intelligence
So which is it, tossed salad aliens and a better you, or a trip back to bed?