on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:49 am#27094
Question 1: Intelligent beings from another planet take you as a research animal, but being somewhat benevolent, they present you with choice: Allow them to probe your ass in a way that'll make Lewis & Clark blush, while being completely awake, and you get a choice of "special" powers. Say no, and you get thrown off the ship, never to be visited again. They made no mention of lube. Your choice of super powers include:
a. fast healing
b. super strength
c. super speed
d. super intelligence
So which is it, tossed salad aliens and a better you, or a trip back to bed?
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:56 am#27095
Did I do it right?
But seriously, I would let them if I can get super powers. lol
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:07 am#27096
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:51 am#27101
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:35 pm#27109
- Location : Ohio, USA
Everyone dies... its a matter of when. A power during our lifetime could help.. but wont stop us from dieing.
Does the healing power stop you from aging?
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:42 pm#27110
I would limit the healing power to illness/injury, while not affecting the natural length of human life...you'll be an 85 year old corpse that looks 25
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:54 pm#27113
- Location : Wash DC
On the other hand, if they could give me the power to turn back time, then I might concider it.
You didn't add that power in there, so **** you.
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:42 pm#27119
Hopefully that super strength can be put to some good use, hopefully get some strength back to my anal passage.
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:00 pm#27133
this is that time
in order to access this piece of guaranteed sexual history, you have to lick this guys balls/taint/asshole for 2 minutes
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do you do it?
remember, the girl of your dreams, and she's willing, almost begging
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:09 pm#27140
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:18 pm#27143
Guarantee you that girls butt stinks and she can be replaced.
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm#27145
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:28 pm#27148
- Location : Scotland
2nd one nope, **** right off.
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:31 pm#27149
Booster wrote:You can't change the parameters after you set them!
your first answer counts for the question, consider the change like a Question 2a.
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:59 pm#27156
- Location : Georgia
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:07 pm#27160
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:09 pm#27161
2- Nope! It is most likely not worth it.
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:58 pm#27171
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 6:07 pm#27174
on Tue Dec 04, 2012 7:07 pm#27178
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