on Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:53 am#14672
on Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:12 pm#14711
- OtisSupreme Overlord
- Location : Texas
one day when i was on the ambulance, we responded to a call about chest pain. now in my department, a chest pain call will dispatch an ambulance, engine, and a paramedic squad. so all these units pull up outside this grocery store, and the guy who called is standing there and he says "i feel like im about to be in pain". he was a white guy, late 20s. so we say "what does that mean? are you having chest pain right now?" he said "no, but i think i might start having pain." so we have the most confused look on our faces, and the guy says "forget it" and walks off.
the next week when i was on the engine we get a call for a "fall". so we show up to this gas station and ITS THE SAME GUY. i get out of the engine and ask him what was going on, and he shows me his thumb (it has a 3-4 day old blister on it that was already healing and his thumb and index finger were almost black from all the crack pipe residue. he had burned his thumb while smoking crack. so i asked him "you called 911 for this? you got all these units out here for your already healing crack blister?" and he says "no, i wasnt smoking crack, i fell." I told him to get the f*ck out of here before i call the cops for 911 abuse.
crackheads are stupid.
on Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:43 pm#14712
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