on Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:26 am#14317
- Location : Wash DC
Yes, you know its true.
Dropzone: Stay away from the drop zone, the enemy, and care packages. What's more important is your quick scoping prowess, and formidable .67 K/D everyone feared in the lobby. Must. Ignore. Dropzone.
Domination: Stay away from flags. Touching them is bad. Evil. Have aids and I can die. No team mate is worse when they cap flags. Why? So they can win? pffffttt, **** that. I have a 1.30 k/d to care about than winning, because that's what's more important. Oh, and using Assassin too. I need that extra tampon in my anus.
Kill Confirmed: God forbid you touch that tag! Its evil! It helps your team win, so lets sit this one out and just kill people. Let others collect my kills. Yeah, that's right. Let them do it while I protect my .86 k/d and come out a winner...in my own room.
MW3 Tip #45 - Don't give a **** about your objective.
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